I've got a funny feeling, we're all born to lose.Matt/22/Keyblade Master
Being happy is only for the wealthy.
I live on an island at the bottom of the UK.
Easy does it, easy does it. Think of something to say.
I'm shy, a tad weird, I smoke weed and play video games. Why don't you drop me an ask?

I've told more lies than your mother fucking government.

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verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

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gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

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Characters with the most kills at the end of season 4.

Runners up are The Governor, Hershel, Merle, T-Dog and Bob.

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hi-dad-im-dad:

This is the most important remix ever.

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supersmashbrospics:

Sakurai’s Daily Screenshot - July 22, 2014

"Here’s the Great Fox from Star Fox: Assault. I wonder what missions it will conduct. It’ll probably have fighters running around on top of it without the pilot’s consent." - Masahiro Sakurai

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tiddygorl:

Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*

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WOW! Such bargain!

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youknowyourebritishwhen:

Bargain seen in Asda, Bristol on Saturday. That’s Asda price.

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coleybuttwutt:

I want a shark like this

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jaythenerdkid:

undeadseanbean:

nonhoration:

earthlydreams:

This is so cool! But what country are they from? “Africa” is really vague.

Their names are Duro-Aina Adebola, Akindele Abiola, Faleke Oluwatoyin, and Bello Eniola and they’re from Lagos, Nigeria. There’s a neat video about them here.

boost the fuck out of this, and make sure you include their goddamn names and country of origin.

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